Because he's too fucking fat!

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600-Pound Food Scammer Too Fat for Jail FLORIDA -- A 600-pound man arrested for scamming restaurants for free food won't have to go to jail... because he's too fat. Prosecutors offered George Jolicoeur, 38, a plea deal because the cost of the medical care he requires made it too expensive to incarcerate him. Jolicoeur scammed restaurants and stores by ordering food and then complaining about the quality and refusing to pay for it. Police said he once drank five milkshakes at a restaurant and then complained the milk was "off" and refused to pay. He was arrested in 2007 after he ate nearly $50 of beef jerky from a 7-Eleven, then left without paying because he said some of it was moldy. On his way to the police station, according to the police report, Jolicoeur told the officer, "The beef jerky got me." Jolicoeur became ill and bed-ridden after he was arrested, however. He now lives at a nursing home and requires a respirator to breathe. The state would have to foot the bill for his medical care if he went to prison, so they offered him a plea deal. Jolicoeur pleaded no contest to five counts of felony petty theft. He'll pay a fine, but he won't have to go to jail or serve probation. "He's in his prison cell," said Assistant State Attorney Kyan Ware. "He's not getting out of that bed. In 2005, Jolicoeur pleaded no contest to five similar crimes.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Look how sweaty he is

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They should sell him to a 3rd world country, by the pound.

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

Why is Benchie obsessed with fat ppl?

instead of jail time, he's getting the death sentence aka heart attack.

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Originally posted by 72hrpartyanimal instead of jail time, he's getting the death sentence aka heart attack.

Thank you for your redundancy, thanks.

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Originally posted by jennypie Thank you for your redundancy, thanks.

your quite welcome

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Originally posted by bas Look how sweaty he is

Exactly what I was thinking.

love how the state didnt want to "foot the bill" for his medical care...i hope people realize that on a government funded universal healthcare program, they can make rules to exclude people like this--that willfully and voluntarily eat themselves to poor health and eventually death--and commit other criminal acts such as theft in his case.
insurance companies wouldnt have to cover him...so the costs on insurance wouldn't be affected b/c of people like this.
the gov wouldnt have to cover him b/c of law violations.
basically this guy would have to pay his own bills and deal with the karma of being a gluttonous pig with no shame.

so WHY does this country appose universal healthcare again? how exactly do we stand to lose when we make people responsible for their own health and deal with the results of poor choices? smh. smdh.

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there comes a time when the operation of the machine is so odious that you cannot even tacitly participate. you've got to place your bodies on the gears, the wheels, all the mechanism. you've got to indicate to those who own it and those who run it, that unless you are free, the machine will be prevented from working at all.

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Originally posted by AMMORA love how the state didnt want to "foot the bill" for his medical care...i hope people realize that on a government funded universal healthcare program, they can make rules to exclude people like this--that willfully and voluntarily eat themselves to poor health and eventually death--and commit other criminal acts such as theft in his case. insurance companies wouldnt have to cover him...so the costs on insurance wouldn't be affected b/c of people like this. the gov wouldnt have to cover him b/c of law violations. basically this guy would have to pay his own bills and deal with the karma of being a gluttonous pig with no shame. so WHY does this country appose universal healthcare again? how exactly do we stand to lose when we make people responsible for their own health and deal with the results of poor choices? smh. smdh.

this is a joke right?

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Police said he once drank five milkshakes at a restaurant and then complained the milk was "off" and refused to pay. He was arrested in 2007 after he ate nearly $50 of beef jerky from a 7-Eleven, then left without paying because he said some of it was moldy.