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Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.

i saw this and immediately thought of TA

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml

Looks like spam with sprinkles.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk

Did you take that picture Stu?

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Originally posted by Enigmatik Did you take that picture Stu?

I swear I didn't!

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it's obviously a chris crossland mirror shot.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk

Homosexual: taking a really good looking guy and putting the brain of a 15 year old female inside of him, turning him into a complete fucking idiot. No wonder why people want to ban gay marriage. I finally get it.

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Originally posted by ThinkGeek newsletter Bacon-loving friends, We're not sure if you heard, but ThinkGeek recently got a 12-page cease & desist letter. Apparently the lawyers of the National Pork Board believe that we sell meat made from geriatric unicorns fattened on candy corn and rubbed down with Guinness by nuns in Ireland. They're in a tizzy because we called it "The New White Meat." The best part was when our lawyer explained they were a month behind on an April Fool's joke. And besides, who does more to promote the consumption of bacon than us? We should demand compensation for all the marketing we do for the magical animal known as the pig.

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That could actually be the best sentence ever written:

"Apparently the lawyers of the National Pork Board believe that we sell meat made from geriatric unicorns fattened on candy corn and rubbed down with Guinness by nuns in Ireland."

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