true events
Dudes:

"Yo dude heard through pete you broke up with samantha sorry to hear bro"

"ya no biggie. Bought a new set of golf clubs and I want to try them out you want to go golfing sunday morning?"


"ya dude for sure"



girls:

"hey Tara i heard through joce you broke up with chad just wanted to see if you were ok, im sure youll get over him quick youre a very beautiful girl"

"Jocelyn told you this?!?! wtf i havent talked to jocelyn in like 3 weeks!"

"well she heard about it and mentioned it when she was fillin me in on how all you girls are doing, also heard patricias dad is sick again :/"

"fuck joceyln and her talking about my business"


*two minutes later Jocelyn calls*

"Eric you told Tara i did what!?!whats wrong with you, why would you mention it. I havent talked to tara in weeks"


*eric hangs up*

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Originally posted by DjWhooCares e-bully

The very reason why I prefer men's company.

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Originally posted by Enigmatik They very reason why I prefer men's company.

this happened in the last 2 hours. ridiculous.


ps. are you sure thats the only reaosn you like mens company>?

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Originally posted by DjWhooCares e-bully

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Originally posted by EricB. this happened in the last 2 hours. ridiculous. ps. are you sure thats the only reaosn you like mens company>?

There are hundreds of reasons.
What I meant was the whole gossip/drama bullshit girls are known for is the main reason I prefer hanging out with men instead.

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and women have the nerve to think they're athletically superior

truely, rediculous

quote:

Originally posted by Enigmatik They very reason why I prefer men's company.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

A very good friend of mine once said:

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. and they cause earthquakes.





Just kidding, I don't have any friends.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I don't have any friends.

There, there, Hal... -pats-

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

I'm- I'm just so vulnerable, Banora. Will you keep me warm in my time of need?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I'm- I'm just so vulnerable, Banora. Will you keep me warm in my time of need?

Shhh, its okay... Here is a blankie.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

This is an Arby's napkin, you fuckin' slore.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.