Porn Star to offer Twitter followers BJ's if Netherlands wins World Cup
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I’m unaware of the World BJ record (it’s not listed in Guiness unfortunately) but I’m guessing her 5k followers may end up being more of a “load” than Bobbi and her friends can handle.
And that is not to say this can’t be done. If there is one thing in the world we should never doubt, it’s a porn star’s ability to perform some unheard of sexual acts. But the overall logistics of this would be quite messy. Being one of her “new” followers, I would only like to participate if I am numbers 1-1000. After that, it gets kinda creepy.
As for the World Cup itself, I think we can all agree that it seems to bring out a woman’s libido more than any other sport. Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme has pledged to run naked in the streets even after her home country lost on Saturday. Other models and uh, adult stars have offered to give their teams sexual service if they brought home a championship.
So Bobbi Eden and her porn star friends should be applauded. Not only are they offering their services for free but they also seem to genuinely care about the common man. And in the end, that makes us all Dutch fans.
Well, it's not quite as creepy as it says on paper. There's four girls in on it for one, so you get to spread the blowjobs around. Then you knock off around 20 percent of this girl's followers, as they will most likely not book a week off work and a plane to LA just to stand in line for a blowjob. Then knock off another couple hundred who don't bring a doctor's note clearing them of STDs. Then knock off another couple hundred who get cold feet due to cameras etc. etc. In the end you'll probably end up with around a thousand blowjobs per girl.
I'm sure this will be frat boy road trip video on Facebook-heaven for people in and around California. Unless, of course, this is all false advertising and they worm their way out of it with some sort of "special Twitter BJ-video".
Porn Star to offer Twitter followers BJ's if Netherlands wins World Cup
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