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​Michael Wayne Edwards Jr. weapon-of-choice wasn't a knife, a baseball bat or even his his fist. The 28-year-old Gaithersburg, Maryland man instead choose to assail his victims with a squirt bottle filled with semen... The mucilaginous attacks began last November when a woman observed a man following her as she strolled through a Michael's craft store in a Washington, D.C. suburb. Soon thereafter, she noticed a gooey substance on her backside. It was later determined to be human semen. It would take almost eight months for the white knuckle bandit to strike again. On July 15 police were summoned to a Giant grocery store in Gaithersburg after a woman reported having some kind of foreign substance squirted into her hair. The woman told authorities that she was inside the store shopping when she felt something drip onto her. When she asked the young man behind her in the aisle if he had noticed anything, he acted flip, according to the woman, and "acted like he didn't know what she was talking about." Outside the store the woman asked a friend if she noticed anything on her. Yes, said her shopping buddy. There's something nasty on you and it looks like the semen. The semen-stained shopper then spotted the man she talked to earlier in the store. She approached him but he took off. Using surveillance video and records from the store's bonus card program, investigators soon identified Edwards as the assailant. Footage from security cameras not only showed him squirting the victim with a viscous substance from a hand sanitizer-like bottle; it showed him taking a picture of the assault using his cell phone as well. Forensic tests have already confirmed that the substance Edwards discharged from the bottle was semen. The victim saved her soiled skirt and shirt and DNA tests are pending. Edwards was charged with second-degree assault for the most recent attack and is currently out on bond. Oddly enough, before these semen attacks, Edwards had not been arrested in Maryland, according to an online state judicial case search.

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