Easy... NOTHING

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How about these?
1. What do men do standing up,
women do siting down and
dogs do on 3 legs?

2. What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees up, up it goes yet never grows?

3. Thirty white horses on a red hill, first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still?

4. Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters?

5. An eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. " That eye is like to this eye" Said the first eye, "But in low place not in high place"?

6. It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter?

7. A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid?

8. Alive without breath, as cold as death; never thirsty, always drinking, all in mail, never clinking?

9. This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees flowers; gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stones to meal; slays kings, ruins town and beats high mountains down?

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Originally posted by dj_mdma Easy... NOTHING

lol...they're always easy once you KNOW the answer...have you heard that one or did you figure that one out???

alright, i gotta another one for you smarty-pants, unless you have heard of this one too

a man walks into a bar...he asks for a tall glass of water. the bartender pours a tall glass of water, sets it right in front of him, and then he pulls out a gun. the man that asked for the water walks out of the bar completely satisfied without touching the glass of water...what just happened???

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Originally posted by Tak How about these? 1. What do men do standing up, women do siting down and dogs do on 3 legs?

easy, taking a piss

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Originally posted by Tak

1. What do men do standing up,women do siting down and dogs do on 3 legs?
Urinate

>2. What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees up, up it goes yet never grows?
Mountains

>3. Thirty white horses on a red hill, first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still?
Teeth in your mouth

>4. Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters?
gust of wind

>5. An eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. " That eye is like to this eye" Said the first eye, "But in low place not in high place"?
One eye is the Sun in a blue sky, the other eye is a camp fire in a grass field.

6. It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter?
dark

7. A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid?
egg

8. Alive without breath, as cold as death; never thirsty, always drinking, all in mail, never clinking?
fish

9. This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees flowers; gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stones to meal; slays kings, ruins town and beats high mountains down?
time

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Last edited by igottaknow on Jul-23-2002 at 15:43

Here are some more I remember:

a) Of what the more there is, the less you see?

b) What turns everything around but never moved?

c) In the hands of time, what is 10 + 4?

d) What touches everything, but is never touched, what changes everything, but is never changed?

etc etc...

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Originally posted by k.k.d.

a) Of what the more there is, the less you see?
darkness

b) What turns everything around but never moved?
earth

c) In the hands of time, what is 10 + 4?
14 days or fortnight

d) What touches everything, but is never touched, what changes everything, but is never changed?
air? time?

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god damn...

i sat here trying to solve just one of those riddles, besides that urinates one...

igottaknow needs to gottaknow less in riddles...

how about...

the person who builds it, doesn't want it,
the person who buys it, doesn't need it,
the person who uses it, doesn't know it,
what is it???

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Originally posted by bluejay a man walks into a bar...he asks for a tall glass of water. the bartender pours a tall glass of water, sets it right in front of him, and then he pulls out a gun. the man that asked for the water walks out of the bar completely satisfied without touching the glass of water...what just happened???

The man had hiccups and the bartender scared him to make him lose them, so he didnt need a glass of water.

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Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears."

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Originally posted by BLuEOcEaN420 The man had hiccups and the bartender scared him to make him lose them, so he didnt need a glass of water. -BLuEOcEaN420 ~70278330~

well done blueocean