lol nice one

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yeah really nice

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But she could have only borrowed $1,000 and would have had to pay less interest. She isn't that smart now is she?

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Originally posted by tranceDJ But she could have only borrowed $1,000 and would have had to pay less interest. She isn't that smart now is she?

or she can loan 50 cents and the interest would be ALOT cheaper.

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hehe good one.

5000 seems more reasonable though, who cares shes a millionaire

heres another one:

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouted out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

guys, you don't get it. the actual joke is in the TITLE of this thread....

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Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix guys, you don't get it. the actual joke is in the TITLE of this thread....

huh? what? who? where???

I mean, what's the joke in the title???

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Originally posted by tranceDJ But she could have only borrowed $1,000 and would have had to pay less interest. She isn't that smart now is she?

She borrowed 5000 because who would believe her that she needs only 1000$ for an eurorean tour?

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Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC huh? what? who? where??? I mean, what's the joke in the title???

lol. coz blondes are stereotypically dumb. So he means the title "smart blonde" is a joke... WHO HAS MORE!!!

any more jokes...dying for more

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike lol. coz blondes are stereotypically dumb. So he means the title "smart blonde" is a joke... WHO HAS MORE!!!

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ok I'll stop now.
lol!!

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