3 years ago I did a road trip on the West Coast, and this year I did the same on the East Coast. All in all I visited and/or crossed 20 states in those two trips. I decided to put all my views into a single post, elaborating on my views on the United States. However, every time I tried to put into words how incredibly awesome New York is, how wonderfully beautiful the woods in Maine near the border with Canada are, how free I felt while traveling the immense plains of Death Valley, or how stunningly extravagant Las Vegas is, I can't seem to get past one thing that crossed my eye...
What in the fuck is up with Florida and fat redneck fucks on handicap scooters, with a KFC bucket between their fat thighs, and a gallon of coke in their stubby fingers?
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this thread is now about how i should cook our dead cat.
Sep-26-2010 23:11
jupiterone
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
Re: Views on America, from a European standpoint
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Originally posted by Xilver
What in the fuck is up with Florida and fat redneck fucks on handicap scooters, with a KFC bucket between their fat thighs, and a gallon of coke in their stubby fingers?
i hope you didn't go to miami. rose would probably make a facebook status about how she got wicked drunk and high with you
Sep-26-2010 23:14
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Milton, ON Canada
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Originally posted by IL Duce
this thread is now about how i should cook our dead cat.
smoke it on the BBQ with maple wood....sooo good.
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Sep-26-2010 23:17
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Re: Re: Views on America, from a European standpoint
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Originally posted by jupiterone
i hope you didn't go to miami. rose would probably make a facebook status about how she got wicked drunk and high with you
