I heard a story that Danny T asked someone to bring him a happy meal once.
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They're all crazy. Even you. You're all...crazy."
"Even me?" she said.
I thought, "Oh right, if I categorically eliminate all other people, it's just me and her. She'd like that.
"Especially you" I said.
"You are virtually the ring leader, the way I see it."
Then, I blew out the candle.
Sep-22-2010 03:11
Ania_xox
let me drive
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
I have a text message from a DJ (who, for the purposes of privacy, shall remain nameless), forwarded to me from a friend who received it directly from said DJ during an event downtown, declaring that he won't continue the set if someone doesn't get him some blow.
lol
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oh well, different strokes different vaginas
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that's my story and you're taking it out of context... he said it over the mic (re: industry nightclub) as a joke
Ahhhh, heard it way long ago. So didn't remember the exact details.
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They're all crazy. Even you. You're all...crazy."
"Even me?" she said.
I thought, "Oh right, if I categorically eliminate all other people, it's just me and her. She'd like that.
"Especially you" I said.
"You are virtually the ring leader, the way I see it."
Then, I blew out the candle.
Sep-22-2010 03:42
Sasha
Obsequey
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety Zag
quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
I have a text message from a DJ (who, for the purposes of privacy, shall remain nameless), forwarded to me from a friend who received it directly from said DJ during an event downtown, declaring that he won't continue the set if someone doesn't get him some blow.
lol
mmm. thats rather usual
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Sep-22-2010 04:04
1dawoman
Maybe Means Yes
Registered: May 2006
Location: Earth
I believe that in certain circles, happy meal and blow = the same thing....
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Sep-22-2010 04:20
chinamon
el shit disturbo
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Markham, ON
dj invasionmix has a hairy quadraplegic midget hooker listed in his rider.
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Sep-22-2010 04:46
Adamo
womp womp
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Mississauga
i hear jon jon demands two hookers, one of which has to be a midget. The midget hooker walks on jon jons back while the other feeds him pulled pork sandwiches and beer. Also, he demands that both girls constantly compliment him with the words "All hail king jon son of King Henry II and Eleanor, Duchess of Aquitaine, former Earl of Cornwall and Gloucester"
Sep-22-2010 04:49
Adamo
womp womp
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Mississauga
haha why does it always come down to midget hooker jokes
Sep-22-2010 04:52
gmorrison
tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Toronto
Chinamon's Demands - Evian water must be pumped through the hotel sink.
Chico Sanchez's Demands - Rose petals in the toilet bowl of hotel.
Britney Spears - Demands a private phone line in her dressing room. NOTE: Ever heard of a cell phone bitch?
Moby - Demands tons of underwear.
Iggy Pop - Once famously requested seven dwarves to be brought backstage hahah
Mariah Carey - "Furry animals" backstage ie. rabbits, bunnies, small puppies.
Paul McCartney (my personal favourite) - 19 leafy six-foot plants, four leafy four-foot plants, vegetarian catering only and absolutely no animal by-products anywhere — including the furniture and carpets.
And drum roll please......
Hasselholf - He requires a life-size cardboard cutout of himself backstage hahahah