Fukkinell, I've seen some big nasty insects in my time, but this fukker was the size of my friggin hand, SERIOUSLY, never seen such a big fukker anywhere, well scared off the fukker. Bastad beefy moth efforts and that, last week there was one a couple of inches big I just took and threw it out the window, but I didn't wanna mess with this fukker, so i just cellotaped it to the radiator and stabbed the **** with a blunt knife coz I can't be arsed 2 clean up insect goo/blood, wotever comes out of it. Don't call me friggin gay or a pansy or nowt like, coz I like tarantulas and stuff, but that fukker look like it came out of one of them "Honey I Shrunk/Blew Up The Blah Blah" films, fukkinell, you lot have been warned, hide your babies

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I think it's all part of this genetically modified insects thing, they make them to kill of pests then can't kill these off without some handy work from luke

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Mike... have u been injecting? HAHA

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Originally posted by DaveC Mike... have u been injecting? HAHA

dont know wot u mean mate

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Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan I think it's all part of this genetically modified insects thing, they make them to kill of pests then can't kill these off without some handy work from luke New Labour, New Problem

wot also worries me is how it got in, and is there more, that fukker would eat my face when i was asleep

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Originally posted by Project T wot also worries me is how it got in, and is there more, that fukker would eat my face when i was asleep

Hey, I'd be more worried if it gets you while you are awake if it's THAT big ! ! ! !

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bunch of english pansies.....come to canada.....we got bugs bigger than coup's head (WHICH IS DAMN DAMN BIG.....I'M TOLD)

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Originally posted by torontotrance bunch of english pansies.....come to canada.....we got bugs bigger than coup's head (WHICH IS DAMN DAMN BIG.....I'M TOLD)

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Get some pics of the beasts!

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British ppl ain't pansies why would they of ruled a big percentage of the world if they were pansies?.

back to bugs My dads house in Brittany on the North West Coast of France, right there they have these hornet things the locals call gyps, and they advise you even if you get stung once just once, you better go see the doctor. One night me my dad, my sis, and my sis's Boyfriend were having some beers and a laugh in the Kitchen of the house suddenely we hear this fuck off buzzing noise, we look over and theres one of these gyp things it was about the size of a big sparrow it was fucking MASSIVE!, after we gave it spray the thing starts going apeshit flying around the room at ppl, we hit with this thick massive book not once not twice but about 20 times up against the table, we thought three times was enough but the thing got up and tried to fly, and we don't mean hitting whilst it flys we mean squashing the thing up against the table. Fuck them thing take a beating.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Fuck them thing take a beating.

You sure it wasn't a Frenchman ?

There haven't been many of the annoying fukkers around lately I've noticed.

Wasps have been the only thing pissing me off this summer. We have this spray called "Raid" which claims to kill wasps in seconds but it never works. It's much more fun to spray aftershave on them and watch it foam up and freeze them as they sit there awaiting their impending doom!