When Renzo is the voice of calm & reason here, there's a problem lol

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To ease your concerns, I have started my own WMC answers/questions column. Here is the first question I have received:




Dear Renzo.

I booked my flight from Cambodia for the end of March and now the dates may have changed. I have worked many a-nights for this in the African wilderness and sold my fixie bike to make ends meet. What do I do now? Cancel?

Thanks,
Hipster from Cambodia



Dear Hipster from Cambodia,

If you're in tight nuthugger jeans at a party, do they call you a Cambodian hipster or just a hipster? This has been bothering me the last five minutes. Besides, no self-respecting hipster ever works nights in the wilderness. Which means you're lying to me, and lying is not a good way to start our relationship now, is it?

As far as WMC goes, just sit tight [get it? a hipster joke], hang out in as many uber-trendy parties as possible, and I will keep you updated. And can you send me a vuvuzela? I've been wanting one.

One love,
Renzo

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Originally posted by Renzo To ease your concerns, I have started my own WMC answers/questions column. Here is the first question I have received: Dear Renzo. I booked my flight from Cambodia for the end of March and now the dates may have changed. I have worked many a-nights for this in the African wilderness and sold my fixie bike to make ends meet. What do I do now? Cancel? Thanks, Hipster from Cambodia Dear Hipster from Cambodia, If you're in tight nuthugger jeans at a party, do they call you a Cambodian hipster or just a hipster? This has been bothering me the last five minutes. Besides, no self-respecting hipster ever works nights in the wilderness. Which means you're lying to me, and lying is not a good way to start our relationship now, is it? As far as WMC goes, just sit tight [get it? a hipster joke], hang out in as many uber-trendy parties as possible, and I will keep you updated. And can you send me a vuvuzela? I've been wanting one. One love, Renzo

LMAO!!!

Renzo please let me buy you a drink next outing we are both at!

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I thought this was going to be related to Blackbox and a 90's revival.

Dissapoint is me. Fuck you Renzo.

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

It seems Space, LIV, and Mansion will be having their parties during the week of ULTRA, not during WMC.

And I expect the other clubs to follow suit.

I dont think WMC is happening, alot of problems down here, no money, so you might wanna try back for 2012, good luck next year guys

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"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate
the mind on the present moment"

its official..Ultra march 25-27

AMEN.

Take a chill pill - or two

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Although you are far away
I know you'll always be
Near to me
Near to me

R.I.P. DarkAngel 12-16-o9

Do we need 2 threads about wmc & hotels & condo reservations?

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I already booked a loft on Collins for the 21st-thru the 28th. Lets hope this works out :/