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aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large

Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear

Shit you said while high/drunk/otherwise fuked up

"You can't spell EMPIRE without IRE", I said to my Irish buddy last night after his 30 minute rant on how Ireland is not a part of the UK.

Same night... same pub... my old boss hanging out with my former co-workers. Notices me, tries to be nice after being a fuking douche that basically forced my hand to quit. (This is after a blunt and few beers):

"Hey Jason, how does it feel to go to sleep every night knowing that when people describe their horrid shitty asshole bosses that YOU'RE THAT GUY?"

Him: "Really? Wow. That's very refreshingly honest. How do I feel? Hm. Don't give a shit. If I did, I wouldn't be in management, still working long, hard hours and complaining about my boss... like you!"

*pwn3d*

your turn to dispense those morsels of drunken/stoned wisdom.

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Nov-20-2010 22:38

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Verdale
Senior tranceaddict

Registered: May 2005
Location: Chicago, IL

I don't really remember any dumb things I've said, but I know that one time I was fucked up and kept trying to smoke my cigarettes backwards the entire night. Apparently I kept saying "cheap ass cigs won't stay lit".

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Nov-20-2010 23:02 United States

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Reza
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Richmond Hill

well,

i remember this one night i got really drunk and started talking "chinese" to this asian cab driver the whole ride home...

thank god he didnt kill me

Nov-20-2010 23:10 Canada

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aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large

Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear

quote:
Originally posted by Verdale
I don't really remember any dumb things I've said, but I know that one time I was fucked up and kept trying to smoke my cigarettes backwards the entire night. Apparently I kept saying "cheap ass cigs won't stay lit".

hahahha, done that! Though I was wondering - why am I smoking filterless cigs?

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Nov-20-2010 23:53

bas
Stronger Lover

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby

I like to talk extensively about DirecTV.

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Nov-21-2010 01:08 Egypt

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idoru
You Can Call Me Al

Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I like to talk extensively about DirecTV.

This wouldn't surprise me at all.

Nov-21-2010 01:17

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Alex23
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Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Montreal, QC

I was drunk one night and walked into a Burger King and ordered an "eggs McChicken".

Nov-21-2010 01:20 Canada

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bas
Stronger Lover

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby

quote:
Originally posted by Alex23
I was drunk one night and walked into a Burger King and ordered an "eggs McChicken".

"oh oops is this Burger King? Make that an eggs McChicken with cheese."

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Nov-21-2010 01:29 Egypt

infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom

Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.

One summer break during high school I got free ice cream at Dairy Queen for my pals up on a trip in British Columbia because I was too stoned to order so the manager came out and declared me baked and awarded us cones.

Technically it was not something I said but this qualifies because most people here don't remember theirs either

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Nov-21-2010 02:01

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shaw
RIP

Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I like to talk extensively about DirecTV.

I know I've had at least one [very one-way] conversation about pioneer elites.

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Nov-21-2010 02:15

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ZeJayMan
the farthammer

Registered: Aug 2005
Location: Glasgow

I remember that one time I was a viscious slag on TA when I was drunk.

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Nov-21-2010 02:35

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stealthman
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney

I remember sitting in front of a garden on the front porch one night with a mate (a day after I broke up with my ex), pointing towards the garden yelling "Check out those fucken crabs theyre massive, they're the same ones my ex had!" followed by major bouts of random laughter throughout the night. Too bad I was too stoned and drunk out of my tits to realise there were no crabs.

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Last edited by stealthman on Nov-21-2010 at 03:24

Nov-21-2010 02:55 Australia