Bart: "but dad...i was only trying to help!"
homer: "boy, what did i tell you about trying and helping!?"

lol...gotta love it

This one's not funny, but think about it for a second:

"Youth is wasted on the young"

Men forget but never forgive, women forgive but never forget

jack handy quotes:

I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.

If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.

I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.

If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.

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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his

change the board into broad... lmfao...

one of my faves...



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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike "...too many people are simply in it for the money and fame, and not actually interested in producing quality tunes.. " - Ian Van Dahl

That one takes the fucking cake