Since it’s Christmas eve, it’s only appropriate I discuss a cruel situation that tremendously affects us all. Not just during the holidays, but throughout the entire year. It's a far-reaching calamity - one that transcends the very soul of human emotion. It’s a problem that breaks up families. Forever. And rightly so.

That’s right, I’m referring to lost socks in the dryer. Socks. It happens to us all. Where do they go, for crying out loud? And most importantly, after you regularly experience this psychological torment, how can your life ever be the same again?

Think about all this while you eat with the family today.

they just hide and clutch to the sides of the machine like a 1950's prison escapist with a spot light searchin for them

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy they just hide and clutch to the sides of the machine like a 1950's prison escapist with a spot light searchin for them

You're probably right.

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Originally posted by couch-potato

WTF am I looking at?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy they just hide and clutch to the sides of the machine like a 1950's prison escapist with a spot light searchin for them

That was a fucking hilarious image. Goddamned socks, I don't wanna see you jay-walkin no mo'!

It always seems to be the black socks that escape. White socks are reliable and stay put, but the black ones are always off, clinging to the inside of your girlfriend's pants. What's with that!

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I lost a really nice pair of lacy underwear (one of my favorite pairs, in fact - and why do they call them pairs??? there's only one!) one time, only to find it months later inside my duvet cover.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I lost a really nice pair of lacy underwear (one of my favorite pairs, in fact - and why do they call them pairs??? there's only one!) one time, only to find it months later inside my duvet cover.

did they look like a piece of grilled chicken?

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Originally posted by ziptnf WTF am I looking at?

i raise the same question.

also with the socks..they are probably inside a pocket or something, that or the washing machine has gone OMNONMONMNOMNOMNOM

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