Registered: May 2003
Location: Markham, ON, Canada
Steven Seagal appreciation thread
i just watched under siege, probably the greatest seagal movie ever.
notable kills: 1. when he rips the mans throat out with his bare hands 2. gouging out tommy lee jones eye ball with his thumb then stabbing him in the forehead and throwing his head thru a computer console
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Last edited by Spike on Jul-23-2007 at 18:17
Jul-23-2007 17:01
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
Didn't he literally go nuts a while back?
Jul-23-2007 17:02
chrisday
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: england
Both under siege's are good. Bit dated but there always good entertainment.
Registered: May 2003
Location: Markham, ON, Canada
u mean his whole buddhist/spiritual phase thing. i like to forget that ever hapened
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Jul-23-2007 17:04
all-nite-freak
Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Moved from death Row to TA Paris Hillton Prison
steven segal is like watching fat elvis do those kung fu moves. I bet he sweats when he eats...i this thread is 10 years late...cue the fat...err i mean failboat.
Jul-23-2007 17:05
chrisday
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: england
Other notable films -
Half Past Dead and Out for Justice
Hes supposedly a hell of a martial artist. Great build and stature for it as well.
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
steven segal is like watching fat elvis do those kung fu moves.
couldn't have said it any better
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Jul-23-2007 17:08
Mmanu
Green Pea
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: pas loin
Dude, you can't say Steven Seagal & appreciation in the same sentence. It's a bit like saying "I love when I get diaorrhea".
Jul-23-2007 17:11
dj tek
SSU MF !
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: TransFixedST8
Out For Justice... easily his best movie..
"anybody seen richie ?"
lol
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Jul-23-2007 17:11
LeopoldStotch
Suapremae tranecadictt
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Yawbs,Giaks,and Automobiles
his movies are great when you feel like watching a random movie, and has good entertainment value, but jesus ........ how come he didn't invest in an acting/speech coach to work on his dialogue? sometimes i swear he can say a whole paragraph without moving his lips.
oh and under siege 2 is a really good movie.
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Jul-23-2007 17:12
colonelcrisp
Isn't Batshit Crazy
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa
rising sun.... FTW
or army of one
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sometimes i swear he can say a whole paragraph without moving his lips. 
