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Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O

Captain's log stardate: March 30 2011

It seems i have found the woman of my dreams. She works at an itlian espresso bar by my house. Just shipped over from southern Italy. Can hardly put two words together, CLEANS (you should see the job she does, not one spec of dirt), COOKS (also bakes), makes the perfect cappuccino and is hot. All the qualities I look for in a woman.. Did I mention she can't speak a word of english??? Even if i beat her she couldnt scream in a way anyonbe would understand her.
I saw her outback in a sundress washing her clothes in a sewer drain thinking it was natural creek running through the back of her villa. FUCK YA!

Thank You Lord My prayers have been answered

Last edited by Vivid Boy on Mar-30-2011 at 16:18

Mar-30-2011 16:12

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itsamemario
Divine Angel

Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Mushroom Kingdom

64748.1 is the stardate you moron.

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Mar-30-2011 17:41 Norway

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jonSun
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77

does she have a sister?

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Mar-30-2011 17:45 United States

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WittyHandle
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Registered: Jun 2008
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quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
64748.1 is the stardate you moron.

Mar-30-2011 17:56 United States

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Zyklon_Jay
wehrmacht bitches be at!

Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.

if she is right off the boat be wary of the mustache paisan...it's kinda like a chi chi chia except for it takes a ring and not water to work. 75 pounds and a black dress in 5 years tops.

Mar-30-2011 17:59

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Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O

whatever jay, really im just lookming to marry a maid. I'll probably be like Berlusconi when im 55 anyways so i might as well just marry for wife skills.

Mar-30-2011 18:21

Zyklon_Jay
wehrmacht bitches be at!

Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.

its ok, imma goan look like pierino.

Mar-30-2011 18:23

Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
64748.1 is the stardate you moron.

thanks spock!

beam me down to that world of green naked women. engage!

Mar-30-2011 18:23

Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
its ok, imma goan look like pierino.

haha what a weird looking dude

Mar-30-2011 18:24

Zyklon_Jay
wehrmacht bitches be at!

Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.

Mar-30-2011 18:25

gmilf
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Registered: Sep 2010
Location: pluto

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
64748.1 is the stardate you moron.
opened this thread just to make that comment. Well, not exactly. I was just going to say march 30th is t a star date. How is that determined anyways?

Mar-30-2011 18:26 United States

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Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%

Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
thanks spock!

beam me down to that world of green naked women. engage!

pfft: everyone knows Scotty works the beaming thingy Your lack of basic Star Trek knowledge is going to deeply upset the nerds. Better watch your back Eric.

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lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down