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Clearly you haven't been to Miami on Memoral Day, when apparedntly hip hop festival takes place. Imagine a umc but with guns, 24" spinnaz, and bunch of black folks. My crazy friend dragged us to south beach. Took 2 hours to get over the bridge to sb, coz u know how u got to roll your rusted out Corsica with dem dubs - sloooooooow, so everyone can hear your Janssen booming on them $30 Pep Boys special boombox speakaz and appreciate your phat spinnaz 24" hubcaps, as you smile your CZ encrusted grllz and real 24K gold plated, 3" thick necklace. Wattermellon, fried chicken, and grape soda not included.
Saw shot up Bentley Ghetto edition, err.. imean Chrystler c300 and we nearly got killed trying to buy a slice of pizza and take a piss.
Kinda hard not to think "you ignorant kunt" when you wait in line to the bathroom and some sista just cuts right in front of you and prentends you ain't even there.
Oh, and $40 to park for 2 hours.
Miami newspaper later reported it was a relatively calm weekend, only 4 people got shot and killed, 9 rapes, 13 robberies, 3 illegal tresspass, 4 attacks on police officers, and only 83 disorderly conduct arests.
Fun times.
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