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-Crickey almighty, Stu grunts; typing away & cropping choice photos while all the rest simply upload, computer fan's sonorous chirring reminding him of the farm back home: Uncle Phillipe's "Sassprilluh" cool for the stomach stored beneath the house and sneaked out to make practicing kissing on different things in the barn more fun by being drunk; his watering mouth drying as he contemplates which torrent to stop seeding, heartrate galloping thinking What if it's left without seeders and someone needs it? That certainly wouldn't sit well with me: I remember trying to download that Dutch anthem mix to soothe my nerves after having to delete that one thread good God I don't know if my heart can take this be strong Stu Strength; Strength; Stu adjusts his thighs to accommodate a stiffening groin and inhales deeply.
-Neighbor's a weirdo loser; crickey almighty Stu roars; happy to be no longer bullied into driving roommates around town to whore their asses for smack, Stu justifying it by being socially accepted finally: being called and/or nicknamed Chill and no longer Ostrich nor Tall Bird Boy nor Guy with Camera Who Won't Stop Staring; reclaiming composure happy to moderate for his new friends online and to Give It Your All and Win Approval, favoriting a thread of friends crudely drawn with exposed breasts, healthy cornfed breasts mouse-drawn in a basic pc image editing program.
-The weird fuck-loser, hah-ha, Stu pants wiping sweat after a close call to give a warning to a potential troll.
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When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.
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