I'm insulted that I'm not an option. I can fuck better than any of those choices. Pfft.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I'm insulted that I'm not an option. I can fuck better than any of those choices. Pfft.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement.

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Originally posted by shapes No really there was blood, coming from my asshole.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I'm insulted that I'm not an option. I can fuck better than any of those choices. Pfft.

I can't put you down as an option. You and Avana would talk shoes the whole time, and we just want to see some fucking.

Plus I bet I've seen more dick AND vagina than all of those fags. Except maybe Bas. I don't think anyone's seen more dick than him.

But enough about his time in Egypt.

I have seen a lot of dick. Some would say too many.

Not me though.

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And he knows his way around a vagina. But not as good as me. Pick me.

sorry jenny, but your vagina has recieved daily cock banging for over 9 years it must be loose bubbleyum by now.

The only people who believe that about vaginas are 10 years old and have never taken a sex ed class. *points*

The vagina is a muscle. Muscles atrophy over time if they HAVEN'T been used.

Ok, if I ever start a band, we'll be called "The Atrophied Vaginas".

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