-can drink 12 beers in one sitting
-knows how to play the role of a wingman
-doesn't mind taking one for the team from time to time
-makes enough money to pay for his own tab
-can hold his piss when we're riding around looking for a bar/pub/club
-when asked if he can "drink it" he doesn't respond with a feminine "sure can"
-drives something that isn't yellow or orange
-can hold a conversation about sports
-won't walk away when you ask for two shots of the strongest liquor the bar has
-has enough balls to say "fuck off" and join you when the police take you to jail
-doesn't brag about money, or how much of it he might have
-if I get in a fight, his kung-foo kicks will settle the rest of it
-he can pretend to walk a straight line when driving and intoxicated
-his mom isn't named jimmy
-makes enough sense in a random sentence to provoke a thought of a self reflection
-can tell a funny joke
what else do you look for in a friend?
Aug-17-2011 04:09
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
I only befriend people that can drink 13 beers in one sitting. Sorry.
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Aug-17-2011 04:11
knowhope
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2009
Location: South Korea
I'm your soul mate.
Aug-17-2011 04:12
OrangestO
–30–
Registered: Feb 2010
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
I only befriend people that can drink 13 beers in one sitting. Sorry.
(at least) 12 beers.
I need others to be able to relate to and exemplify the same sort of craziness that 12 or more beers in a short span of time can create. If you can't do that, sorry, we can't be friends.
Aug-17-2011 04:14
knowhope
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2009
Location: South Korea
Actually, scratch that.
I usually drink whiskey.
Aug-17-2011 04:16
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
(at least) 12 beers.
I'm very specific. It has to be 13 beers, not 12, not 14. Fucking 13 beers, ok?
This is why we can't be friends. You're just all over the place man. I need stability in my life.
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Aug-17-2011 04:16
OrangestO
–30–
Registered: Feb 2010
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
I'm very specific. It has to be 13 beers, not 12, not 14. Fucking 13 beers, ok?
This is why we can't be friends. You're just all over the place man.
The number 13 reminds me of the loss of my virginity. It's when the world of my own innocence and independence collapsed. At 12, I didn't know better. At 14, I knew enough. But at 13, I had no idea.
