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About a year or so before 9/11, I had an airport security guard stand firmly between me and the x-ray machine, put his arm out and scream, "STOP RIGHT THERE!" at the top of his lungs at me. He proceeded to tell me that I would be "refused entry" if I didn't place the item in my hand on the x-ray belt. I was holding a clear bottle of Sprite.
Clear bottle, clear liquid, through a fucking x-ray machine?
I looked at him and said, "What, really? You need to x-ray this? Is it my imagination telling me that I can see through the bottle?" He didn't like that a 13 year-old kid was being a dick to him, so he told me that I had to put it through the machine for "security purposes" or else he'd be pulling me aside.
Only other time I've been stopped was coming back from visiting my parents this past Christmas. My mom bought me this giant fucking evergreen-scented candle that looked like "a big green jar" on the x-ray machine. So, because they were disappointed that it wasn't pot when they pulled it out, I had the pleasure of receiving a hefty pat down. Fun.
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