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Originally posted by BTG What exactly do you say in one of those letters? "sorry lol"?

"it's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun.
fuck off, i'm outtie.
peace"

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i'd like to sign it

"Seacrest...OUT!"

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SoundCloud

Will this be the first time you are voluntarily leaving a job, rather than being let go?

lol no. i havn't been fired since i was like 21 (mind you i've only had like 3 jobs since..so yah)

*trying hard to be serious*

the tone should be somewhere between;
1. don't burn the bridge, you may need it later.
and
2. who the fuck cares? i'll never see these people again.

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Var gives his avatars 2 days notice.

Dude ... seriously?

You talk to your boss in person. Say you're leaving the company for a better opportunity that is more in line with your career aspirations. You've learned a lot of shit working with them, you loved the working environment, it's time to do something different to develop new skill sets blah blah blah ...

The actual letter:

I "BTG" am providing my 2 weeks notice that I will be resigning from "company" as of "date"


It's an HR formality ...

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Retro ...

This is a great time to finally hook up with that secretary you've had your eyes on since day one

lrn2google

http://myresignationlettersample.com/

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Originally posted by narcism lrn2google http://myresignationlettersample.com/

The grammar in those letters...

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.