Favorite Simpson: Grandpa

Favorite recurring character:Lenny/Karl Karlson

Favorite now dead recurring character:Maude Flanders

Favorite one shot character:Sherry Bobbins

Favorite celebrity guest:Ron Howard

Favorite quote from a Simpson: "I'm gonna get me a job...a real malibu....and see if Stacy can invent..me"

Favorite quote(s) from a recurring character: "Thanks Homer! Now I can focus on my crippling emotional pain! Oh why won't you hug me daddy? You hugged the mailman..."-Moe Syslak
"It responds to the percussive sounds of my hand with a vigorous shaking of its groove thing"-Professor John Frink

Favorite simpons resteraunt: IRS burger (after the IRS seized Krusty burger)

Favorite Simpsons toy: Defective Malibu Stacey ("My spider sense is tingling!" "Did anyone call for a webslinger?")

Favorite Simpsons fantasy:
Lindsay Nagel: "What you need Mr. Simpson is a financial planner"
Homer: "Financial panther eh.."
Bank manager: "Mr. Simpson you're a dollar overdrawn...."
Homer: "Get him Sheba!"
Panther mauls Bank manager

me likes Itchy & Scratchy

"yes...I'm going to go now.......and.......STALK.....lenny and karl.....D'OH"

"hey the lights on yellow, gotta move gotta move....if only I had somewhere to go "
hehe simpsons rules

nothing at all....NOTHING AT ALL!

Stupid sexy flanders -homer

that was pretty funny

Marge: Everybody is afraid of something Homer...
Homer: Pffffffff yeah right (I think he says that)
Marge: SOCK PUPPETS!!
Homer: AHHHHHHHHHH!! WHERE?! WHERE?!?!?!

lmao, I died twice watching that.

Mr Burns: Smithers there's a rocket in my pocket

Smithers: You don't have to tell me sir!

Funniest saying ever.

homer: why do they call it the international house of pancakes if u cant eat the walls???????

Guess how many boobs I seen today.....fifteen!

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homer: i'm SOOO BORED
grandpa: there's plenty of ways to pass the time. hitch up your pants. air whittle.. doo doo doo...... make friends with a chinese man.
craig: uhh, mr. simpson, you weren't supposed to leave the home.
grandpa: thank you, ping-pong!
craig: uhh, my name's craig.
grandpa: SUUUURE it is.

hahaha... or this one..

lisa: dad, what's a muppet?
homer: its not quite a mop, its not quite a puppet...(something... i forget the rest)

marge: why don't you solve the mystery of who put all that mud in the freezer?
bart: who wants chocolate ice cream???


haha... too many funny quotes.. i could go on forever...

no tv and no beer make homer, something, something...

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lisa: its bad enough they eat meat but do they have to rub it in to my face...*then hamburger patty flys right into her face*

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Down under is great, oh so is Australia

"dental plan... lisa needs braces... dental plan... lisa needs braces... bullseye"

"for the love of god sir... there are two seats"
"i like to put my feet up"


"i have a friend his name's joey joe joe shabadoo..."
"homer, that's the worst name i ever heard"
"joey joe joe!"

"kill my boss? do I dare live out the american dream?"

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mmmm.. delicious...

Homer: "They make the internet for computers now?"

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