Women love vampires, but why do they ignore the best one? Blade.
Ok, so I guess they like that brad pitt guy in 'interview' and edward in 'twilight' but i don't think they go ga ga for BLADE. He is just better than them period. So would you date Blade if you are a lady?
I guess gay dudes love vampires too, so why not go gay for Blade?
I'd assume that all the ladies would go for Blade but they don't. So shout outs to you, Blade.
When guys go out in the mall, and we see a hawt girl with Edward, we scratch our heads because he ain't cool period. That's when they get salty but they will never show this because showing emotion is gay if you are a straight male (but full guard bjj is ok). If they see Blade with a hot girl, we just see that is the natural order of things: someone who is cooler than you is getting the girl and that's ok.
Aug-28-2011 11:40
Lunar Phase 7
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Re: Women love vampires, but why do they ignore the best one? Blade.
It's because blade does not pay taxes.
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Aug-28-2011 12:50
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it's because he doesn't sparkle in sunlight
Aug-28-2011 14:43
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Because he won't support his kids.
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Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
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Aug-28-2011 15:09
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It is because you are what we call a "non pussy getting fag"
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Aug-28-2011 17:25
EddieZilker
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If you think about it, this thread is like a vampire that nobody wants to fuck, either.
It's not vampires that women like. They fancy the idea of having mythical creatures fighting over... well, them!
I'm not sure we'd complain if mermaids and members of the SNSD battled for our attention, even though we all know they're just products of our imagination
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