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Who should play Miss Pie in her spin-off porno noir?
We're going to start casting for Jennifer's true-life Retirement Home exploits. There will be much intrigue, deception, and penetration into the human condition. Also, bas' shorn pelvis, since it stays up all night solving crimes.
The casting couch has been dry-cleaned, and there's plenty of Purell to go around. Action!
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