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KushnOJ
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Registered: Oct 2011
Location: Take a hit of this and find out.

writing exercise

Lets see if this goes anywhere - we did it in one of my classes today.

Rewrite the cliche above you and post a new one.

Example:

"once in a blue moon"

Obviously the writer was pertaining to a certain situation when writing this and it has since become a coined phrase. How would you rewrite it to make it more modern or amusing?

I would rewrite it: "once in a lottery winner" (boring, but it's just an example)

Get it?

Ok. So I'm sure this could get fun with all the different cliches from around the world we have here along with some witty minded people.

Here's my cliche for the next poster:

"cat got your tongue"

Oct-14-2011 03:57

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smokeu
tranceaddict in training

Registered: Oct 2011
Location: Georgia

Catmandu.

I'm not stupid, know it has a K

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Oct-14-2011 04:00 Cook Islands

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BTG
Ez skinz ez lyfe

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Milton ON

SMOKEAPE!

Oct-14-2011 04:04 Canada

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smokeu
tranceaddict in training

Registered: Oct 2011
Location: Georgia

Yes I am and a big so what. What's up with the advertising line these days?

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Oct-14-2011 04:20 Cook Islands

FuzzQi
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Sep 2009
Location: In your face

quote:
Cat's got your tongue

>Cat's sitting on your keyboard

Next: "the boy who cried wolf"

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Oct-14-2011 04:27 Australia

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Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam

Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor

The boy who cried rape.

Next:

"It takes one to know one".

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Oct-14-2011 04:45 Australia

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FuzzQi
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Sep 2009
Location: In your face

quote:
It takes one to know one

>I'm butthurt

Next: "Old wive's tale"

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Oct-14-2011 05:55 Australia

Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam

Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor

quote:
Originally posted by FuzzQi
>I'm butthurt

Next: "Old wive's tale"

Young wife's male.

Next:

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".

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Oct-14-2011 06:14 Australia

Silky Johnson
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location:

A cock in the hand is worth two in the ass.

"A stitch in time saves nine."

Oct-14-2011 06:19

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Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam

Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
A cock in the hand is worth two in the ass.

"A stitch in time saves nine."

A shag in time saves nine (jerk-off sessions).

Next:

"A fool and his money are soon parted".

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Oct-14-2011 06:36 Australia

FuzzQi
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Registered: Sep 2009
Location: In your face

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
A shag in time saves nine (jerk-off sessions).

Next:

"A fool and his money are soon parted".

A fool and his money are soon partying

Next:

"Kill two birds with one stone".

(why would you kill two birds anyway )

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Oct-14-2011 06:50 Australia

Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam

Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor

quote:
Originally posted by FuzzQi
A fool and his money are soon partying

Nice

quote:
Originally posted by FuzzQi
Next:

"Kill two birds with one stone".

(why would you kill two birds anyway )

Two stoned birds got killed by one (cone).

Next:

"A leopard cannot change its spots"