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Domesticated
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The Urban Dictionary Thread

Post your favourite definitions here. No links, actual quotes please.

quote:
tub girl

A Bath-tub sales rep that uses unique and radical sales methods

Tub Girl sold us a bath-tub at a reasonable price!

Last edited by Domesticated on May-10-2009 at 06:35

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Jake Benson
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Gay Face
Gay men do not differ from straight men in the size and shape of any facial feature. Rather, the use of certain expressions can become ingrained in the musculature of the face over time. Since effeminate gay men utilize similar facial expressions as women, they develop female aging and muscle contraction patterns in their face. For example, gay face includes tightness around the mouth from pursing the lips, a facial expression common to gay men and women - but not to heterosexual men. Also, gay men are more emotionally expressive, leading to a general €œtightness and muscular activation through out the entire face. Gay face includes an eye expression that is both surprised looking and predatory. Eyebrows are usually arched higher than that of straight men, and eyebrow hair is manicured. There is often a slightly tan and/or leathery look to the skin, especially among older gay men. Lesbians also have a version of gay face that emulates the facial muscular usage patterns straight men. They exhibit an under expression of emotion, relaxed brows, relaxed eyes, and less taut mouth and cheek muscles than straight women. The skin is usually pale and splotchy.


This is all so true.


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Yeah, you're gay.

We fucking get it already.


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omghi2u n00b! A |337 website where tiesto whores battle the pvd whores in a battle to see who has the biggest intarweb pen0r.


Posted by: t3h nach0s, Feb 24, 2005

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Originally posted by Domesticated
Posted by: t3h nach0s, Feb 24, 2005

wooooord dawg!


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cunt

The word cunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don't realise its beauty.

It has almost replaced the word 'mate', often used in Australia to refer to people in a conversation when they can't be bothered trying to remember your name.

Sick Aussie Cunt: Sup cunt?
American feminist: I find that insulting
Sick Aussie Cunt: Piss off

Sick Aussie Cunt 1: Sup cunt?
Sick Aussie Cunt 2: Nothing much, cunt.




Funny because it's true. Provided there are no females around, everyone over here is always all like "some cunt over there", or "come here, cunt."

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cunt

Thought to be the most effective word in the english language for making ones point. It may also be sprinkled onto everyday sentences to spice them up rather dramatically.

It is often ranked higher in power than both fuck and cock combined.

Certain combinations of words have reached its effectiveness (such as 'smell my vagina it's full of pus' or 'what is that my tongue keeps hitting in your ass?') but no single word has come close.

Where cock and fuck must be used strategically for effectiveness, **** needs no extra help. It is universally effective, regardless of the context.

The word is so powerful that it has been known to cause embarrassment when using words that sound like it. For example, many sideways glances have been observed in school children singing 'My CUNTry tis of thee'.

An interesting note: The word is universally effective, but when it is used by a male, it is estimated to be an additional 50 to 75% MORE effective than when a woman uses it.

"Mom, I can see your cunt through those pants, can't you wear something else?"
...
"Hello 911? I got a hotdog stuck in my dog's cunt, can you help me?"
...
"I have a feeling Mother Theresa kept a spider in her cunt, but I also believe she did a lot of good for the people."
...
"Cunts first" (when opening a door for a lady)


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Tiesto

umm... Dj Tiesto rocks?


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cunt

Turned into a "dirty word" by the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood (CUNTS), the secret organization behind all feminism and feminazism. Their logic was that if no one was willing to use their acronym for fear of being ostracized, their existence would remain a secret.

"It's bad enough she's a paganazi and a veganazi; does she have to be a cunt, too?"

"Oh my god -- she belongs to the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood?"


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trance

By far the best form of music that exists. A recent study showed that if a population is divided into musical preference, those who claim a strong allegiance to trance have the highest average IQ.

Trance is the music of the genius-generation.


Right, which of you did this?


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Trance

Music listened to only by people with High IQ's. The Best form of music ever to grace the earth.

(Einstein is writing an equation.....)

"Oh Shizer I am Stuck!"

(Turns on Wireless and listens to DJ Tiesto - Lord Of Trance)

"Good God I Think Ive Got It!"

(Einstein goes on to write Relativity Theory and wins a Nobel Prize.)


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Originally posted by ziptnf
I probably wake up QWOPing.

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