Registered: Oct 2003
Location: MN by sun, ND by dark.
Rites of passage where you live.
To be Minnesotan:
Experience Winter when its -25C windchill in the winter.
Experience 40C/30C temp/dew-point in the summer.
Experience a smooth skin from winters "snow-blasting".
Experience skin-tightening "heat-ironing" during the summer.
Talk at a 35degree angle and never making eye-contact during a conversation.
Dismiss the conversation with an "I Suppose".
Use Soda and Pop interchangeably.
Call a drinking fountain a bubbler every now and then.
Call a bathroom a water-closet when you really have to go.
Be able to eat food of any kind with a Knife.
Wearing plaid and suspenders on casual-friday.
Drive with your hands at 4 and 8 o'clock while being ready to say hello to ppl with a slight flick of your left index finger at 11 O'clock.
Do this and you will truly have a Minnesotan rite-of-passage experience.
Nov-19-2011 21:15
bananas
baby i got your money
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
do you have a lack of oxygen?
Nov-19-2011 22:17
Acton
Like a FCKNG BIRD
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: London
quote:
Originally posted by bananas
do you have a lack of oxygen?
I think it was the parents, who had lack of Oxygen.
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: On a spit of sand we call Earth
To be Central Valley:
Have to have your car stolen at least twice.
Suffer severe allergies for 300 out of 365 days
Always down for cheap or malt beer
Have a few tweeker acquaintances.
Always act like your shit is better than everyone else
If it's not in style, it doesn't exist.
Nov-19-2011 22:51
FuzzQi
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2009
Location: In your face
LOL talking at a 35 degree angle being a "RITE OF PASSAGE"
