it's not just pee, my cum smells like it too.

-omer

My jizz smells like plastic, but I don't eat plastic that often.

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fleshlight habibi?

-omer

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The first time I peed after a long time of not having eaten asparagus I remember thinking "Did the cat fucking piss in here??" cause it smelled so vile.

Speaking of cats.

I had to send my cat up for adoption because she was fucking retarded and slept in her litter box after shitting in it.

She just smelled like piss and shit all the time, fucking gross.

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What? You disgust me.

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Originally posted by Alex Speaking of cats. I had to send my cat up for adoption because she was fucking retarded and slept in her litter box after shitting in it. She just smelled like piss and shit all the time, fucking gross.

Learn to train a cat? That's awful man

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I bet that she never tells me again that I don't eat enough vegetables.

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Originally posted by Alex Speaking of cats. I had to send my cat up for adoption because she was fucking retarded and slept in her litter box after shitting in it. She just smelled like piss and shit all the time, fucking gross.

one of my cats smells like piss, but it is because I have bad aim and he likes watching me un juice my calabrese.

The cat came with the apartment.

I don't feel bad, she'll be in better hands anyway, with school and shit I can't train her properly or be around enough to take proper care of her.

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