If i was a chocolate factory

I would be eating shit loads of chocolate all day everyday

So lame attempt at something funny, i am just too dead. Hehe

Oh the joy of crasher life, hehe.

So fookered

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Just be glad ur not a woodchuck. Imagine that on a comedown.

i doubt a woodchuck could chuck much wood after crasher.. and even if said woodchuck could chuck wood, would it chuck wood, and should it chuck wood...?

Even if it could chuck wood, and assuming it would chuck wood, should the woodchuck chuck wood?

so why not just use your cobbling skills and make shoes for the poor woodchuck?! cos then surely the woodchuck could and would chuck wood!

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08/01/16

Big Dave/little Dave

do cobblers actually cobble sandles? i a;lways thought they only cobbled shoes with front bits, also why are they called cobblers? its not as if they make roads which are crap to drive on or make bread buns (if your a southerner )

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR do cobblers actually cobble sandles?

well i would if i was a cobbler... you have to offer the public a quality service! also, being a cobbler would mean i also have to cut keys under the cobblers must also cut keys and mend watches act of 1924

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ well i would if i was a cobbler... you have to offer the public a quality service! also, being a cobbler would mean i also have to cut keys under the cobblers must also cut keys and mend watches act of 1924

dont forget the subsection 4b of the act which states they must also sell crap keyrings which nobody will want to buy!

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR dont forget the subsection 4b of the act which states they must also sell crap keyrings which nobody will want to buy!

bugger.. i had forgetten about that one.. i can't afford to stock my cobblery with keyrings at this late stage..

So who r cobbled roads made by???

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Originally posted by flystyler So who r cobbled roads made by???

shoe-ers?

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