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Are you single? Do you like Björk? Icelanders need you (they're just too shy to tell)
Or so it seems.
Icelandic sheep are really horny, it seems.
But in the wrong, and quite painful, way.
There's not enough people in Iceland, reason why they can still get away with not having actual surnames (really, go look it up! The last name just states who the father or the mother is!). And it's been like that for ages, so it's quite easy to bang your cousins by mistake if you don't know their parents are actually your relatives - and interbreeding something all societies frown upon, with the notable exception of Nascar fans. In short, they need more people. And it could well be YOU! Wouldn't it be awesome?!
Of course it would! The weather is great: the summer lasts during all months starting with "F", when the temperature spikes above zero degrees Celsius reaching almost 10 degrees in the unit Americans should get used to. You don't need to worry about rain because all they get during the summer is sleet - and you don't have to worry about romancing Islanders because they're all sluts. I mean, not all of them, of course, because some of them play hard to get. It's not their fault though, it just means they're frozen. Which makes them, you know, hard. And cold. And breakable. Better just ignore them for the moment.
Are you still reading? Good, because I hope I've convinced you. Have I? This thread is about who's willing to go (or to send someone else) to Iceland. Let's help them ditch the site I linked to by giving them more options on a Saturday night.
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