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^^^ How much money you spent last month on stupid shit, food that spoiled, overpaid?
If for $5 you get at least some chance of winning where for $0 you get none... don't you think it's worth it chancing it for a shot at $400Mil cash?
Yeah, I know I have a better shot of jizzing all over Kate Upton's face than winning the lottery. But, should I win the lottery, the chance to rejuvinate Kate's pretty facial skin goes up astronomically.
I'll be in my bunker... hope they don't mind sticky dollar bills. 
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