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Luka Rocco Magnotta, born Eric Clinton Newman and known as Kirk Newman and Vladimir Romanov (and hundreds of variants), is an washed up Toronto area hooker, with hairplugs and makeup that is applied daily by the ghost of Tammy Faye Bakker. His dream of becoming a porn star was dashed, as nobody cared to view his disappointing MILF videos, and Magnotta quickly realized that the real money was in gay prostitution. By age 27, Magnotta had aged out of twink status, and no longer appealed to his target demographic, so he decided to make a name for himself by uploading videos of himself torturing cats, and using the tongues of the cats as a dick stimulant.
Being the exact definition of an IRL internet tough guy, on December 24, 2009, Magnotta took two kittens, put them in a vacuum bag, and slowly suffocated them while playing John Lennon's Happy Christmas (War Is Over), and used the tongues of the dead kittens to stimulate his penis. In 2010, he taped a cat to a stick and drowned it in a bath tub. Then in 2011 he fed another one alive to his pet python while playing Aladdin's A Whole New World. With the advent of 2012, a new video is expected from Magnotta soon.
After limping through thirteen excruciatingly shitty pornos, the series was cancelled due to a typical case of nobody cares. By this time, Magnotta had already moved to Los Angeles, hoping to further his career in porn. His roommate was Timothy Boham, a male prostitute, notable for killing one of his johns. After seeing Boham become famous for killing a man, Magnotta decided to take the pussy road to fame by beginning his cat killing series, because cats can't fight back.
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