hahahah so funny!
(copied out from todays daily mirror (UK news paper) page 31) "CONE SEX MAN HELD
a man was arrested for performing a sex act with a traffic cone in the middle of the street.
police were allerted afrer a shocked passer-by spotted the suspect allegedly having intimate relations with the cone. the 33 year old man, who was alone, was said to have been oblivious to the outrage he had caused.
He was chged with breach of the peace after being help by police in edinburgh.
The cone was belived to have been stolen from nearby roadworks.
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