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Stolen From the GC boards: GMB TV
this is funny as fuck if you read gc boards, if not im sure you knwo of some of the peopel on here, thought i would put this here for your pleasure, hehehe 
ps. soz for soem of the scraggy code i cudnt be arsed to take it out!
GMB TV 1
GMB TV 1 - Gatecrasher Message Board TV Corporation.
6.00am
Morning GC Worship
The day starts off with our daily penance to Gatecrasher, involving
a collection of seemingly random stories, often pointing to some of
the strangest and most disturbing people to ever grace the club. Includes
exclusive Interview with Ben Thompson. [repeat]
8.00 am
Kill-Roy
Dumonde Trancer and Jeff Minus Wool host another daytime open discussion
programme specialising in the various methods in which it might be
possible to kill rival talk show host Killroy. Today: The feasibility
of concealing a large spike in your knickers just in case he sits
on your lap and grins at you.
9.00am
Career Breakfast
The day starts in earnest as the people who actually work for
a living get to work and start doing whatever it is they claim to
do. This week: Francis leaves in a storming rage and is umemployed......again
With Francis.
10.00 am
AskTwig
The daily Q&A session with the ever knowledgeable Twig,. Today:
Twig covers topics such as, the merits of Mauro Picotto as a dj, is
Tiesto upto stratch, why PVD is god and mathematical differentiation
Follow-up questions from yesterday's programme which covered homosexuality,
a sin? Gatecrasher, a lifestyle? will be answered This is a pay-per-view
programme, Twig claims to have an expensive boyfriend.
11.00am
Discovery of the Mystery Sigatures
Classic cinema in which board members reveal the meaning behind
their ever so thought pondering signatures.. This week: The gang discover
that rainbowmonkie is infact as suspected a peadophile. but will heever
learn and should he be forgiven? [repeat]
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12.00 pm
Verbose Luncheon
Take a lunchtime break with this gastronomic orgy of board members
describing in great detail what they are eating for lunch.
12.30pm
The I Like Lights, PBFM, James and SpecialKat Afternoon Show
Another 3 hours tit-for-tat abuse as the contestants attempt to grasp
the grand prize of a belitting others, while the others lapse into
a deep sulk until tomorrow's edition. With I Like Lights, PBFM, James
and SpecialKat [repeat]
3.30pm
Reminise-Hour
An hour special on how crap the board and the club is these days and
how it was so much better "in the good old days". Features
references to obscure names that are long gone and whom nobody has
the first clue as to who they are.
This programme was never on in the old days.
4.30 pm
The Bitterness Maze
Obscure training programme for younger viewers, where they must complete
a lengthy set of tasks set by others in order to augment their bitterness
and resentment. Features an impossible end-game, where the contestants
attempt to achieve the impossible in a dome filled with bile, while
bystanders point and laugh.
5.00 pm
Tunewatch UK
Appeal programme which asks the public for help with solving tunage
dilemmas over the past week.
5.30 pm
Ket Workshop
Tips and tricks for ketamine users. Part 1: Essential items for making
that ket experience for you. We test out the best of the snorting
devices on the market, how to make that perfect line, and we discuss
the psychological effects with a guest to the studio. Next week: friends
reveal all in hidden camera footage to guests, why they are a tit
on ket.
6.00pm
Vague News
Afternoon headlines from the GMB news agency, fresh with reports of
news. Includes special follow-up report on last night's "100
KIDS DIE AT SS NORF" headline.
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6.30pm
Comedown Cuisine
Cookery programme specialising in food and meals for comedowns. This
week: 101 things to do with a potato, With KidA.
7.00pm
The Weakest Link
Essentially the popular BBC show hosted by Anne Robinson relayed
to the board, with random interjections similar to "YOU UTTER
UTTER TOSSER" and such like. With nicky, sutty and penfold..
8.30pm
'It's a hard life'
Popular game show in which board members compete for the prize of
worst done by person of the week. Winner gets sent under. Digital
Subscribers can play interactively by pressing the red button...
10.00 pm
Panorama: That's Racist
Political commentary on the latest developments in TWAT, which invariably
dares to discuss racial issues and therefore immediately qualifies
for being branded as racist. Today: A special report on the logic
behind the statements made by ZippyBoo on how we should bomb Israel.
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12.00am
Land Of The Obviously Unemployed
People who have nothing better to do and who obviously don't have to
be up in the morning pass the time by spouting insane obscurities, probably
in a drunken stupor at the beginning of the programme but starting to
sober up by the end. With Orisis and Mr Fribble.
2.00am
GMB Learning Zone
Educational programming presented by Clubdiva78
4.00 am
Night Screen
Embarrassing footage of members on rotation.
5.00am
The Graveyard Shift
The message board equivalent of snow on the television after the station
has shut down.
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