http://www.echinacities.com/expat-c...e-websites.html

you can surf this site for hours and find (taobao) and see the most insane shit for sale.

person that finds the craziest thing gets one.

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I just ate dolphin steaks. The smarter something is, the better they taste. You're next Lira.

fuck you dolphin?

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Yahtzee

nsfw

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Originally posted by UWM http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm...&id=15530483244 Yahtzee nsfw

lol, YES!! wtf is that big pink blotch on the left ass cheek though? STD scarring/herpes sores or something for the sake of realism?

I'll bet the butt has pressured reservoirs in it, too, so you can simulate someone jetting a viscous slurry all over your dangly parts. It's one of the only, ahem, territories the Chinese and Japanese can agree upon.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I'll bet the butt has pressured reservoirs in it, too, so you can simulate someone jetting a viscous slurry all over your dangly parts. It's one of the only, ahem, territories the Chinese and Japanese can agree upon.

awwww yeeeaaaahhh.

You had me at viscous slurry.

That's how I get most of them. It proves escape to be quite impossible once it's cooled to room temperature.

*thwrrrpp-f-f-f*

Dolphins are assholes!

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Hey, that just gave me an idea for a new Sexual Assistance Device. (lol, SAD)