just say yea.

ya, my gf used to say...n/m never had one

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

can't agree more. i mean really it teaches women to be bitches. i'm not going to say stuff like men's health doesn't do the same thing for guys, but really those kind of magazines incourage shit like cheating on your spouse and stuff.

now of course if you're the occassional buyer and it's for beauty tips or something...that's cool, but people that swear by those kind of magazines are bitches/assholes...

The quizzes are fun to do though.
They dont mean jack shit.

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Originally posted by superglo The quizzes are fun to do though. They dont mean jack shit.

Tell that to the endless dried up ****s to who swear by them.

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Back and to the left
Back and to the left

all of the headlines are like "how to get a good/better/longer/multiple orgasm!!!"

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Originally posted by eye_03 all of the headlines are like "how to get a good/better/longer/multiple orgasm!!!"

or 120000 SEX TRICKS MEN LOVE!


wtf.. noo, thats so unrealistic

or as dave c said, "suck his dick, play with his balls, and dont talk so much"

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You confuse people when you ask them who were the people who built the nuclear bombs. Even I don’t know who’s not doing it now with their thoughtless actions, and in their spirits.

Dont just do something, sit there.

gin + cranberry = kewl.

If your girl cheats on you...

1) She sees you as inadequate.
2) She is an impressionable dumbass anyways if she thinks it's ok 'because the magazine said so'. Not worth your time.
3) You are probably unfairly accrediting your own misdirected relationship energies towards the wrong source - try paying attention to her a little more, not what she reads.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On gin + cranberry = kewl. If your girl cheats on you... 1) She sees you as inadequate. 2) She is an impressionable dumbass anyways if she thinks it's ok 'because the magazine said so'. Not worth your time. 3) You are probably unfairly accrediting your own misdirected relationship energies towards the wrong source - try paying attention to her a little more, not what she reads.

i've never been cheated on, i'm just going by the articles in it that i've read. my sister would pick up cosmo once and a while and of course i'd take a look at it haha. they always have stuff in there like "how to have that spring break fling" or "the cute guy you meet on lady's night". stuff like that where they basically encourage a "what he doesn't know won't hurt him" attitude. i think that's pretty undesirable in men and women...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i've never been cheated on, i'm just going by the articles in it that i've read. my sister would pick up cosmo once and a while and of course i'd take a look at it haha. they always have stuff in there like "how to have that spring break fling" or "the cute guy you meet on lady's night". stuff like that where they basically encourage a "what he doesn't know won't hurt him" attitude. i think that's pretty undesirable in men and women...

you can never know 100% if you've been cheated on or not

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak you can never know 100% if you've been cheated on or not

well yeah true...but eh...i feel pretty confident about it