Funniest top-3 posts collection
I've done a long research and people have only been talking about "funniest thread", "funniest party", and stuff like that..
Sometimes, there's this stupid thread and you find an incredible post, which makes you laugh all day long.
Now: what are your top-3 posts you've ever seen here? It doesn't matter how lame the thread was, it's all about the posts themselves.
Obviously, unless you're too bored and willing to do so, there's no need to look for the original posts and repeat the very same words...as I did 
Here's my top-3 (probably you guys can find some better ones, I'm here just for 4 months)
| quote: | Originally posted by jonsimmonds @ "European Girls" thread
(trancegirl was wondering where jploveparade finds so many smileys)
Actually, these are orphans from Smilieland. I take care of the so they won't turn into criminals 'n stuff
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 duh
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Originally posted by igottaknow @ the "giving girls oral part 2" thread:
(Answering Miss Proximus who had said: "strangely this thread is still filled with people that don't do oral sex!! shoo!! go make you own thread")
Here let me try.
Ouch! I banged my nose on my monitor trying to get in tongue distance.
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hehe, I can almost see igottaknow giving his computer oral  It was midnight when I read it... my parents woke up scared because they thought I was delirious because of the laughter 
| quote: | Originally posted by DJSuez @ the "Embarrasing actions when fucked up: what stupid things did you do while on drugs?" (my favourite thread ever).
On space cake I once played Star wars in the fog, with a laser pen...
On alcohol I have done too many things to mention, some highlights:
- Pulling too much traffic signs out of the ground ans take them home..
- I once gave a girl a traffic sign, because I 'loved' her, and she was dead ugly!!!
- Coming home very drunk, and rang up a housemate, and when she opened, i forgot i called so I said: 'what are you doing up this late, can't you get any sleep?'
- I commanded a housemate to get in his room, because when he wouldn't, i would hit im orso...in his own house!!
- Been chased by a reverse driving policecar, with a traffic sign under my coat
- Puked over the couch in the kitchen (which is from everybody), and when i woke up i said it wasn't mine, but that was hard to believe as my pants were there right next to them...
- dug a hole in a traffic roundabout, and painted '****' on it..( for the dutch, i wrote: venusheuvel ipv verkeersheuvel)
- Made a cocktail with everything that was in the liquorcloset, which included medicines as well ( not a good combi... )
- Mooned a excursion group with about 30 people.
I could go on forever...
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The highlights became my purpose in life
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Last edited by Lira on Sep-18-2002 at 19:58
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