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After having my spunk dungeon fucked, he then proceeded to hammer my turd-herder. He dropped a giant footlong fudge bullet on my cans just so he could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his throbbing quim dagger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus slid deeper into my mud flap. By now, my stench trench was slobbering like a slug in a salt mine.

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i writed a song.

“The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and steamin' semen in my old dirt road created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his one-eyed monster shoved deeper into my oxo orifice. The feeling of his Da Vinci load dribbling down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. When he removed his womb raider from my other vagina, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the footlong fudge bullet off his trouser bowser. He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week."

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The pounding of my mavis fritter was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his skin flute deep in my chocolate starfish. He munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. With his tallywacker pounding deep into my clunge pool, the sensation of his ample cock smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. I awoke the next morning with my vibrator crater still weeping. I thought it was over but his jebend had other ideas. With my velcro triangle now much like an over inflated dinghy, he thought it was time to start sliding my brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a colon cobra, I wondered?

Sounds about right.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

F'in hilarious!

“By now, my shamevelope was oozing like a slug in a salt mine. The mixture of butt nugget and Da Vinci load in my mavis fritter created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his skeleton king soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my crusty fuck trench got me spouting spaff faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The pounding makes me spritz my fallopian fish stock all over his piss pipe."

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Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his timed slimer stuffed deeper into my fudge factory. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like a manatee in yoga pants, and I was no different! It was bliss having his flesh gordon slid inside me again; stuffing my calamari cockring with my fist just didn't get my whispering eye ejecting like it used to. The mixture of butt nugget and love mayonnaise in my black hole created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. By now, my gaping slime hole was foaming like a George Foreman grill.

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Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like a manatee in yoga pants

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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“ By now, my chlamydia canal was leaching like a broken fridge freezer. My gaping slime hole was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. I can't wait to suck the love piss from his one-eyed monster. After having my carp cavity hammered, he then proceeded to fuck my old dirt road. The unrelenting orgasms from his meaty member pounding my moose knuckle made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in church. ”

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

So poetic.

"With my hairy goblet now much like a gutted trout, he thought it was time to start probing my turd-herder. Is now the time to tell him I really need to ease a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss trickling from my brown mile and all over my meaty hangers. The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his throbbing quim dagger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. By now, my cum dumpster was oozing like a slug in a salt mine. Inserting a footlong fudge bullet into my quivering mound of love pudding got me ejecting beige slime faster than a greased weasel shit."

LMFAO

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With my piss flaps now much like a stamped bat

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Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle

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Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his thrill drill made my minge monsoon flow like Adele waiting for Greggs to open

Gold

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The unrelenting orgasms from his spunk-filled spam rocket thrusting my south mouth made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. The plowing of my oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes joining his pink tractor beam deep in my mud flap. The plowing makes me pour my tuna tunnel tears all over his cheese-crusted cock. He munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. He dropped a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my sweater puppies just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough.