this question has bothered many regulars here for years now and i think it's time we settled it once and for all. well at least for this year. next year we can start another poll. or if the rankings change rapidly we can narrow the focus to the month/week level, picking a new masturbator-in-chief for each period.

so i'm starting a poll where the choices are the COR's most prominent and accomplished masturbators, the kind who spend labor day weekends in their dark rooms jerking it to oh i dunno perhaps bang bros or the latest uploads on porntube or something. the nominees here have also been known to assiduously track down pictures of female TAs on the web, or perhaps add them to their FB pages only to gain access to fapping material. that's what sets these guys apart from your average run-of-the-mill masturbator, the kind who rubs one out to the cute intern in the bathroom at lunchtime or whatever.

alright, choose wisely!

PKC jerks it to football players. He gets my favourite for being such a plebeian.

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You can't put yourself in the poll twice, that's like cheating on your hand! And I don't believe you're ambidextrous

I'm subbing Nou in, on your second entry

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 the nominees here have also been known to assiduously track down pictures of female TAs on the web, or perhaps add them to their FB pages only to gain access to fapping material

Pfffttt... everybody knows I've got nothing but pictures of Kant in my wank bank!

Well, that and pictures of porn stars with breast sizes that push the limits of the Western alphabet.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk You can't put yourself in the poll twice, that's like cheating on your hand! And I don't believe you're ambidextrous I'm subbing Nou in, on your second entry

well i figured you'd be too busy jerkin off to notice

Im wayyy passed wanking it to bang bros. now a days i need a finger in my ass and need to watch old person porn

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 well i figured you'd be too busy jerkin off to notice

How can a TA jerk off without Nou? That's like TA101.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy Im wayyy passed wanking it to bang bros. now a days i need a finger in my ass and need to watch old person porn

Clown or midget porn is where it's at. Preferably both.

You get Wee-Man cruising the suburbs in a van, looking for tail, while dressed like a clown, then we have BUSINESS.

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I've already addressed the issue of masturbation and the issues internet pornography has created over the past two decades or so.

It is a shame that it has become a running joke, not only on the internet, but in real life.

Keep listening to people telling you it prevents prostate cancer. Your limp and chaffed cock will thank you at the age of 80 for having saved you from cancer.

Stu, were you the one who posted that fucked up clown porn video where the clown was blindfolded and the father of the girl getting fucked? I think it was you, you sick fuck.

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Originally posted by Marcus Summers Keep listening to people telling you it prevents prostate cancer. Your limp and chaffed cock will thank you at the age of 80 for having saved you from cancer.

But without porn your cock would still be totally rockin' it at age 80, right?

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