i'm sure it will make everyone's day to learn that i have an anal abscess
there. happy now? it's what you all have been hoping and praying for, for all these years. finally, some bacteria heard your prayers and decided to grant your wish, making me writhe and squirm in pain everytime i sit, and often even when i'm standing/walking.
jennypie especially will be overjoyed and will no doubt demand pics, which will in due time (if i feel like it) be posted here.
if you don't know what an anal abscess is and want to share in the collective joy of so many TAs, find out at webmd:
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/anal-abscess
you sick fucks! 
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