Some bash.org irc quotes

get up
get on up
get up
get on up
and DANCE
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<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

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damn
FUCK
DAMN
i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
FUCK
i go like this to her
"i want to suck on your clit"
FUCK

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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

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i beat the internet
the end guy is hard

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what the fuck is wtf

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I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
DANNY?!?!?!
MOM?!?!?!?!

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we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
ew.
wait, you "caught" him?
like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

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<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

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BEST ONE

I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.
Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it
[Privmsg] You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] I'm not gonna post it and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] *phew* spose you have a point



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women ask for it
they act all old and mature
and then you stick your cock up their ass
and they get all bitchy
"I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

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Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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Whoops

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?!
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then WHO?!!
Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

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If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
i dont think so
Wanna go camping?

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what the fuck
i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
brbrb

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tetris is so unrealistic

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