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2 Parodies
here's a parody to Electronic's Forbidden City, from their Raise The Pressure album. i made this up in about 20 seconds, so it's kinda stupid...
Forbidden Food
There's not a hope
When I ate this kind of food
Too much to drink
But not enough to lose
I'm falling apart
Now I've got to suffer
I wish you'd been around when I had this dish
And I can't even wash my hands
I'm drown in this crap
Help me, my friend
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another one is modified by a C++ programmer friend of mine, from Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive, which has been covered for several times. you won't get it unless you're a geek.
I Will Compile!
At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without a compiler by my side
But then I spent so many hours in my cubicle
and I typed fast and learned how to program Java
So your back, from Microsoft this time
I just clicked back to find you here with that stupid class
I should have CHMODED my home directory
I would have made you into a file on my zip disk
If I'd've though for just one second you'd be back for the debug
Oh and now Go! Delete out the drive. Just remove yourself now
'Cause you're not linking anymore!
Wern't you the one who tried to break me with errors!
Thought I knew you well enough thought I laid down and slept
No not I, I will compile!
Yeah as long as I know how to code, I know I am still alive
I got all my life to live, and I got all my time to code!
I will compile, I will compile, yeah yeah!
It took all the strength I had not to fall to BASIC
Now I am trying hard to mend the pieces of my buggy code
And I spend oh so many night just feeling sorry for myself
I used to sport, but now I hold my head up high
And you see me with somebody new
I am not that chained up little person still coding with you
And so you just feel like drop by and just expect me to be free
Now I am saving all my debugging for a language how compiles well
Oh and now Go! Delete out the drive. Just remove yourself now
'Cause you're not linking anymore!
Wern't you the one who tried to break me with errors!
Thought I knew you well enough thought I laid down and slept
Oh not I, I will compile!
Oh as long as I know how to code, I know I am still alive
I got all my life to live, and I got all my time to code!
I will compile, I will compile, yeah yeah!
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