Comments by Sports Announcers
Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. (My favorite!!!)
US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Sep-27-2002 23:51
DJ Mikey Mike
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Re: They wish they hadn't said that
quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
lmao at these 3!!! top stuff here.
Sep-28-2002 00:21
smh
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LOL
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Sep-28-2002 19:39
piggy
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Location: Unionville, Toronto
OMG! LOL! I just love that last one! I bet he realizes what an idiot he is!! haha
Sep-29-2002 03:54
Trancejedi
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Providence, RI
f***in hilarious
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Sep-29-2002 04:16
Arbiter
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Re: They wish they hadn't said that
quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
10. (My favorite!!!)
US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
I like these the best. Great post.
Sep-29-2002 09:17
cycloptor
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bwarhahaehaeha!
those are great... just priceless.
oh...and the grand prix commentator is murray walker, he's famous for his "murryisms"
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Sep-29-2002 16:39
Lira
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
Re: They wish they hadn't said that
quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
...erm!?
quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."
I wonder who the other parents are
quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
hehe, sure, it happens everyday
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Sep-30-2002 15:27
Narcotic Mind
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Tel-Aviv, Israel
LOL!!!
reminds me a really stupid israeli soccer player, which have said many many stupid sentences, those i remember:
"i want to play in europe or spain next season"
"i have nothing to prove on the field and i proved it today"
"i wanna play in europe and i said it to both press and tv"
"since the game against france six or seven years have passes, i was 20 and now i'm 29"
"if one of my friends said the a girl i'm dating is easy it would piss me off, but i never listen to others"
"till the end of the season we need to lose as much less points as we can"
They wish they hadn't said that
