Theres a few ways to get carried out from the club. Here are just a few

The Guidette- This way is cool cause you know you're probably gonna impress her with your coconut G breath while she is trying to give you mouth to mouth. Plus, when she lifts up your shirt to see if your heart is beating she can see your perfect World Gym abs and your new Gucci Belt.

The Bouncer- This way sometimes sucks. You got some dirtbag bouncer wearing a shirt that is too tight and who looks like the fat kid in your gym class from high school. He thinks he can kick your ass but he can't. If you weren't G'd out, you'd punish him with your massive strength from those deadlifts that are done at Fitness Factory in Palisades Park.

The cop- This way sucks. They check your pockets and you lose all of your G. If you are lucky, you know Vito and you can get more as soon as you get back up the parkway and into North Jersey.

The Stretcher- This way is the best. You have the best chance for survival with the EMT's and if you are lucky you get the cool yellow stretcher with back support. And if you are really lucky, you get a hot MILF nurse named Angie who you can bang and give some G to once you come back from the G hole.

whats your favorite way to get carried from the club

The Rudy Ruettiger

The one where WW3 happened.

I got carried out of Cielo once just plastered out of my mind, passed out in the bathroom. Good times.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid I got carried out of Cielo once just plastered out of my mind, passed out in the bathroom. Good times.

Happens to the best of us

I was removed from a UK club in Lancaster for the same reason, by the bouncer. Smashed off my face, and out cold in the bathroom. I was not in good shape, at all, but my friends followed me out and made sure I wasn't going to die on the pavement or something. The bouncer actually came out about 10 mins later to see if I was ok, and asked if I needed anything. My reply (apparently, because I don't remember), was "can I get a vodka and coke mate?".

That was the last time I drank vodka and redbull... would have been 2001.

The bouncer gave me shit every time I went there, after that night And I deserved it.

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Man I can't imagine how much it'd fucking cost to get that drunk for me.

Easily have to spend 140$ on drinks for myself.

I can down vodka redbulls like a mad man.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Man I can't imagine how much it'd fucking cost to get that drunk for me. Easily have to spend 140$ on drinks for myself. I can down vodka redbulls like a mad man.

To be fair, my friends got me out of bed at 11am to go drinking, and we didn't end up at the club until midnight... It had been a long, long day

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I love people from New Jersey, they're so misunderstood. I love watching the jersey shows on TV, jersey pop culture in general...in your face, no BS, flashy, passionate and so fucking white! Love it!

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Originally posted by Lagrangian I love people from New Jersey, they're so misunderstood. I love watching the jersey shows on TV, jersey pop culture in general...in your face, no BS, flashy, passionate and so fucking orange! Love it!

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Man I can't imagine how much it'd fucking cost to get that drunk for me. Easily have to spend 140$ on drinks for myself. I can down vodka redbulls like a mad man.

it's funny, because you think a 140$ bar tab is a lot

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Clubs are gay. Bars are 10X better.

Agree. Bars don't pay you though.

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