this is how you test to see if your roommate goes in your room when you're not home
Step 1: Buy double fudge chocolate cookies from bakery.
Step 2: Count how many there are after you've eaten a few.
Step 3: Leave box in exposed area of your room.
Step 4: Go to work.
Step 5: Return home and count cookies.
If you don't have the amount of cookies you counted before you left for work after you come home, your space has been compromised.
PS. Take picture of cookies before you go to work to counter any arguments that you miscounted the cookies.
Oct-09-2013 23:41
srussell0018
Chaostician
Registered: Dec 2006
Location: Blumsberg
Step 1: buy box of cookies
Step 2: eat a few
Step 3: inject cookies with prescription strength laxative
Step 4: Count how many rolls of toilet paper you have
Step 5: Count how many rolls of toilet paper you have the next day
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quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
This isn't about physics, this is about waves.
Oct-10-2013 00:09
OrangestO
–30–
Registered: Feb 2010
Location:
oh shit son
Oct-10-2013 00:27
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018
Step 1: buy box of cookies
Step 2: eat a few
Step 3: inject cookies with prescription strength laxative
Step 4: Count how many rolls of toilet paper you have
Step 5: Count how many rolls of toilet paper you have the next day
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Oct-10-2013 01:17
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
oh shit son
Literally, yeah.
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Oct-10-2013 03:03
WittyHandle
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2008
Location:
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Step 3 - Inject all of the cookies with anthrax
Step 4 - Count the dead roommates
Oct-10-2013 03:08
Spam
OMG Hai2U!
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Mississauga, Ontario
quote:
Originally posted by WittyHandle
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Step 3 - Inject all of the cookies with anthrax
Step 4 - Count the dead roommates
You've gone too far. That's just homicidal and weird man...
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
Oct-10-2013 05:48
srussell0018
Chaostician
Registered: Dec 2006
Location: Blumsberg
Boo this man
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quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
This isn't about physics, this is about waves.
Oct-10-2013 05:56
WittyHandle
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2008
Location:
Step 5: Ban Spam
Oct-10-2013 06:03
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
quote:
Originally posted by Spam
You've gone too far. That's just homicidal and weird man...
Very true.
Tie them up in the bathtub or shower, put a dishcloth or towel over their face and waterboard them until they admit to it... or admit to damn near anything if you keep doing it.
Oct-10-2013 06:09
WittyHandle
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2008
Location:
As soon as I saw Lilith's name as the most recent poster in this thread that things were going the right way.
Oct-10-2013 06:46
Marcus Summers
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2009
Location: Murka
Why go so far?
All you need to do is place things in specific ways and remember how you place them. Also, lick a strand of hair and place it over where the door and door frame meet. If it is missing, someone entered the room or opened the cabinet. This can be done with doors, chests, cabinets, etc.
