Microsoft Announcement It has come to the attention of Microsoft that several copies of a Geordie version of Windows 2000, otherwise known as Windaz Too Thoosand, may have accidentally been shipped out of Newcastle.
If you have one of the Newcastle editions, you may need some help understanding the commands. You will be able to tell immediately if you have a copy of Windaz 2000 by the hour-glass being replaced by a tipping bottle of Brown Ale.
Also note:
* The recycle bin is labelled " Shite "
* Dialup network is called "Me mates"
* Control Panel is known as "How we fook aboot wi the settins"
The hard drive is referred to as "Big disk wi aall me stuff on it"
Other features to note:
* Ok - Alreet
* Cancel - Fook that
* Yes - Aye
* No - Nee fookin chance
* Goto - Owa there
* Help - Ah cannit dee it
* Personal folder/My Documents - Me shite Windaz 2000 does not recognise capital letters or punctuation marks.
Applications exclusive to Windaz 2000
* Tipe Rita - a word processor
* Cullarin book - a graphics package
* Addin masheen - a calculator
* Dole 2000 - accounting software
* Porn - Internet Explorer
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"To that guy, who asked me to sign this piece of paper saying that I’m number one… thumbs up to you man!!!" - Ferry Corsten
Oct-03-2002 13:10
Philby
Statement: Die, meatbag!
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Melbourne, Australia
