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This should really bein the humour sectin, but most of them foreigners won't understand it 
Please give generously! Dudley needs you!
URGENT - DUDLEY EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
At 00:54 on Monday 23 September an earthquake
measuring 4.8 on the
Richter scale hit Dudley, UK causing untold
disruption and distress -
* Many were woken well before their giro arrived
* Several priceless collections of mementos from the
Balearics and
Spanish costas were damaged
* Three areas of historic and scientifically
significant litter were
disturbed
* Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to
come to terms with
the fact that something interesting has happened in
Dudley
* One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old
mother-of-three said
"It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came
running into my
bedroom
crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and
Megan-Storm slept through
it.
I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha
the next morning."
Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000
crates of Sunny
Delight to the area to help the stricken masses.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble
and have found
large quantities of personal belongings including
benefit books and
jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.
HOW YOU CAN HELP
* £ 2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family
of four
* £ 10 can take a family to Stourport for the day,
where children
can
play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national
collection of
stinging nettles
* 22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious
compensation claim
PLEASE ACT NOW
Simply email us by return with your credit card
details and we'll do
the rest!
If you prefer to donate cash, there are collection
points available at
your local branches of Argos, Iceland and Clinton
Cards.
LOL 
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