Austin powers chat up lines

1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3. Nice legs... What time do they open?
4. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
13. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
16. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
17. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18. You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
20. My name is ...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
21. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
22. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
23. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
24. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25. Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them

heheh, good one. some quality pick-up lines in there, i'm sure most gurls would love em

Heh, posted these on the thread about one-liners ages ago, but these are so nice, they deserve to be re-posted!

My fav is #1.. it's hilarious.

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# 23 sounds useful

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i tried #10 a long time ago on my gf and she laughed at me. i was being serious too.

1) "Oh, I thought that was my leg."

2) "You must be from outer space...because you're head is way out of proportion to your body."

3) "Have we met before...you see, I have amnesia and can't remember anyone. Mom?"

4) "I love the summertime don't you? Woodpeckers are funny. Hi."

5) "Steve, put out an APB on this young lady, cuz she just stole my heart and brutally assaulted my mind."

6) "What's your sign? Hmmm, they never did catch that Zodiac killer did they?"

7) "Bartender give this lady another drink, but make it a smaller glass and act like her hands just got bigger. Thanks."

8) "I'm the rash and you're the ointment, lets say you and I get together and totally make out."

9) "I'm allergic to most grains. You wouldn't, by any chance, be made entirely out of wheat...would you? (then wink knowingly)

10) "Wanna play architect? That's where we go back to my place and have sex."

11) "If you kiss me, I'll try not to kill all of your friends."

12) "Was your father a janitor? Because you totally look like you come from a poor family."

13) "Do you have any pets? Because I have eaten an entire puppy before."

14) "I think you're special, and that's not because you're retarded and the law recognizes the word "special" to mean mentally handicapped. I really think you're special."

15) "It is nice to see that you are having a good time tonight despite all those obscene phone calls you have been getting."

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