Anybody seen this movie yet?

Don't waste your $$$$.

It's been a long time since I've been to a movie where everything was so cheezy that everyone in the theater was laughing and nothing was supposed to be funny...

One of the worst movies I've seen in a while...

I like this quote from a movie critic;
"...like the worst movie Jean-Claude Van Damme never made."

Any other movie that stank that your seen this past summer?

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"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

8 legged freaks = stupid = duh

swimfan = just another typical stupid obsessed bitch movie
Nothing compared to The Crush

feardotcom= another stupid movie, fast forward

there are more, i can't remember them tho for a reason

Ofcourse I didn't spend a dime to see any of these. Not worth $7.50 imo....or a nickel

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Originally posted by Fir3start3r ... I like this quote from a movie critic; "...like the worst movie Jean-Claude Van Damme never made." ...

haha, well you gotta remember these movies were never meant to be masterpieces.

my fav quote like that, also derived from MANY bad movies is:

'Paul Walker, a poor mans bad actor.'

heheh|

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The Transporter had such cheesy elements to it's "plot" that the audience in the theatre i was in kept laughing at the queerness of the whole thing. Such as the parts where:
-The hot asian girl just does the driver guy. This was so cheesy.. it's like the writer said "okay we shall throw in a sex scene now"
-the inspector shows up out of NOWHERE at the end... everybody cracked up laughing

i usually dont pay to see movies, but for this particular one i paid the $10. gah..

I agree Transporter is such a cheezy sleezy movie. It makes the average Bond movie look serious. Though some for the fight seens are eye candy and innovative (hence eye-candy!)

Luc Benson makes fantastic car chase and car crashes in his movies. i.e. Taxi 1&2. Kinda sucks that he didn't max out his full potentials in the movie.

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Originally posted by goodnet The Transporter had such cheesy elements to it's "plot" that the audience in the theatre i was in kept laughing at the queerness of the whole thing. Such as the parts where: -The hot asian girl just does the driver guy. This was so cheesy.. it's like the writer said "okay we shall throw in a sex scene now" -the inspector shows up out of NOWHERE at the end... everybody cracked up laughing i usually dont pay to see movies, but for this particular one i paid the $10. gah..

Luckily I paid only $5.
Cineplex Odion @ Steeles and 410 is very cheap on cheappy Tuesdays...

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"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

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Originally posted by Fir3start3r Luckily I paid only $5. Cineplex Odion @ Steeles and 410 is very cheap on cheappy Tuesdays...

HA! I only paid $4 b/c I snuck in the 2nd to watch Red Dragon It's my way of getting even with big franchise and to pass the time

8legged freaks was really stupid but if you saw any behind the scenes shows on it they explained how it was supposed to be cheezy (even though the bad acting wasn't intentional).

The Transporter didn't look too bad for me but I probably won't see it now. I remember being really stoned the first time I saw the commercial where he does that flying jump kick and knocks the door down, made me die laughing.